The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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