Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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