Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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