shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.