is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!