scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening