Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.