So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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