I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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