he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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