Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.