It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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