Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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