Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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