I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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