What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
