My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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