good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.