i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?