What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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