YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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