Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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