"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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