she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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