So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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