Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think people are normalizing furries
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
