This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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