But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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