Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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