i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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