billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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