is your mom at the bar?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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