hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
