Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i think my cat just said my name.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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