Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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