dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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