Having a random hookup so left but love u
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I think I died a long time ago.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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