Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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