We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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