i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
