maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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