I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize