i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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