Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
NoShamevember. You game?
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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