My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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