my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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