I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He kissed a someone with a penis
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Randomize
