hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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