he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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