i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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