No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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