I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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