I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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