And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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