Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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