Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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