How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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